Tag: funny
group name: pointhoggers
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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October 07, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
I thought this one was pretty cute:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't . . . more
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September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago! IT was worth a chuckle then and still is.
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Well, it has finally happened. The puppy has decided she was a cat! 2 of the cats, La Lune and Grace love to sleep on the back of my couch.
It is very different for a full grown cat to . . . more
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August 18, 2007 11:34 AM EDT --
Today's Iowa City Press CItizen had an update to the article I shared on Friday. Here is the excerpt from today's update.
Store manager John Alberhasky just chuckled when he talked . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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October 02, 2007 01:14 PM EDT --
non-copyright jokes:
What Exactly Is Marriage? (**)
Perhaps difficult enough for adults to define, this question receivedsome interesting responses from those of a younger generation...
What Exactly . . . more
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July 13, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours . . . more
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August 30, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I recently found this in a book and I though it was funny enough to share :
According to a Bulletin published 7/11/1977 by the Columbus Industrial Association, you can burn LOTS of calories . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:58 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
KIDS: AND THE ORIGINS OF LOVE . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:18 AM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing . . . more
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October 22, 2007 11:36 PM EDT --
I got this in my email
Grown Women
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, . . . more
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April 21, 2008 07:55 PM EDT --
"What is it?", he asked.
I looked into the face of my innocent nephew who at only 7 years old was always full of questions.
He sat staring out the big glass window of the little diner . . . more
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June 27, 2008 08:44 AM EDT --
Names with m
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October 29, 2007 08:09 AM EDT --
Humor has always been a gray area for most people. Things that some people find funny, others see as offensive. I have heard several people say that God has to have a sense of humor, . . . more
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